Merry Christmas, Joe

by Evil Adam

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My song for my cousin this Christmas of 2010.


Merry Christmas, Joe.
You're a fucking asshole.
Here's your gift as a song,
go fuck yourself with a dong.

You're my cousin, and you know it,
Impossible for you to blow it.
Still, I tolerate your silly ass,
and rather sit on broken glass.

The years have been kind,
to your childishly sick glee,
We sing songs of shit and tits,
write rhymes of sex and pee.

I don't believe in Jesus or
Mary, but Joseph,
I believe in you, because you're
my fuckin bro-seph.

Merry Christmas, Joe.
Many Pwerpltudes to you.
I wouldn't be able to write this
if you were a jew.

Merry Christmas, Joe
Thanks for years of hurting ears,
your loud clapping and screaming
nearly brings my ass to tears

Merry Christmas, Joe,
You're half Spic and half dumb Pole.
But you're a hundred percent worthless.
But still I love you so.

Merry Christmas, Joe
It's the end of your tune.
I hope your day is filled with joy
and your asshole filled with prunes.


released December 24, 2010
Rene Rosa - vocals, guitars, lyrics



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Evil Adam Jersey City

Evil Adam is a catchy metal-ish music project started by Rene Rosa and joined in by the best musicians and friends that would dare play the stuff live. The live act is on pause now, but new recordings are being released regularly.

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